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Name: Abby
Birthday: 9/7/1988
Gender: Female


Interests: MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!! everything else funnels out of that... or should O:-) It's a learning process anyways :-P
Expertise: nothing except what God allows me to do. halleluiah I can sing... I LOVE to sing!!! and I love to skateboard... but I'm not good at that one ;-)


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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Hi, my name is Abby. And my sista updates my xanga for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself. I am currently visiting my sister in Arkansas, so boys, wait prayerfully for my safe return.

2 years ago, me and my sister went to homeschool banquet, and it sucked beause my sister's ex boyfriend's psycho mom was there. But I had fun, and I fell at least 5 times while attempting to get my dance on.


Thursday, January 19, 2006

Currently Listening
Illuminate
By David Crowder Band
No One Like You
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,:#-*` SCREAMS ECSTATICALLY`*-#:,  

you guys, I just got a FREE BASS GUITAR!!!!!!

background story: I picked up playing the bass over the worshipteam retreat like a month ago. But I hadn't played it since, 'cus I don't own a bass. But then I played bass last night for the worshipteam, and it was like really super hard to pick it back up after a month of not playing. So the pooky looked on that free dallas website thing where peeps give stuff to you for drums (for him) and a bass (for me). Ok, so ppl like NEVER respond about musical instruments. But this guy wrote pooky back about the bass like 2 minutes later!!!!!!  It's a cheap one, but it's got a custom flame paint job!!!!

I guess God wanted me to have a bass guitar!

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡GOD IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!


Sunday, January 08, 2006

oh my word.... I had a very interesting sunday... first off: let's see... 6 of us ended up going out to eat at A&W where we had terrible service... we got a milkshake like 1 minute before we had to leave... and so we had to down it as fast as we could.....

here is my evidence:

 

  <<--- you can see amilia hiding behind me

our little group consisted of cinda, pooky, josh, caleb, amilia, and me.

oh yes... and we worked on the map of our kingdom at Cinda's... hmm... and we found out that the crosses don't own all that pasture-cow-raising-land anymore O **oops** and then we tried to watch willow, but mrs. cross sent us to mcdonalds with $20 isntead (THANK YOU MRS CROSS!!)  and it's not cool to play with airsoft guns in a tanktop (too much flesh).  or walk in the woods without shoes or pants (haha... I WAS wearing shorts, though):

  <<---  I got maulled by a sticker bush. ^^don't tell mom that I had my leg/foot on our table^^

yes yes. it was a very interesting day


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

  

My Lord, I present to you a report of the battle that we waged in the early hours of the morning today:

     After a good night’s rest, we were ready to crush the enemy. Our first order of business was to take out the watch-guards around the encampment. My scouts told me that there were 10 total. For this job, it was apparent that we needed someone quick and stealthy. So I sent in my masters of the martial arts.

All of them returned.

     Next, we had to enter the camp and slaughter the enemy before they realized that their guards were missing. The encampment was near a canyon wall, so my accomplices and I decided that the best attack plan was one from 2 sides.

     First we had Lord Corin Thunder-fist’s archers climb to the top of the canyon wall, led by Lord Corin himself. Then we advanced with the rest of our troops, backing any that tried to flee into the canyon wall.

        It was a short battle. Between the unseen archers and the stealthy ground-men, we crushed the enemy like a bug in a matter of minutes. The death count on our side is two.

     I would like to commend Baroness Elora for her courageous feat. However, I will let her give you the details. Lord Corin was also especially fearless in his leading of the archers. However, I was not with him during the battle, so I have assigned him to give you a report on the happenings of his side of the battle.

 

     These are the accounts of Lady Annaleise of Min, in the war between our Kingdom and the Vipers.

 


Monday, January 02, 2006

And all the things that we mighta done wrong
We could've been doing this all along

Everybody with your fist raised high
Let me hear your battle cry tonight
Stand beside or step aside
We're on the frontlines

And we'll be carrying on
Until the day it doesn't matter anymore
Step aside you forgot what this is for
We fight to live we live to fight and tonight you'll hear my battle cry

 **~~    ~~**    **~~   ~~**   **~~   ~~**   **~~   ~~**   **~~   ~~**  

My most sencere appologies to the High King Caleb, my communications have been down due to a lack of faithful messangers.  However, I, the Queen Annaleise of Min, First Lady of the four thrones of Eldendag, submits this information to Lord Demon Hunter, First King of the Four Thrones: 

I beg forgiveness for not having known of the Scourge of the Viper spreading profanities of the King in my home land.  My ears should always be open to the words of my people, yet I was unaware of these happenings. Please have mercy on me. 

However, after relentless research and costly examinations of my people, I have revealed information on these traitors to the High King. My sources tell me that the Scourge of Viper were indeed in my land spreading treacherous talk among the not-so-loyal in the sub-city of Jeyz. The people in my land have proven loyal to the High King and the traitors to the throne have converted only a meer approximate number of 30 to their band from said city and are soon to relocate. Forgive me my King, for I know not where they are headed.

They are an organized uprising seeking to overthrow the throne of the High King Caleb in the Realm of Thrineleif. Dispite my efforts, the name of their leader is still unknown to me, and I know not the number of the men loyal to this treason.

This is the information reported to me from those loyal to the province of Min, the Four Thrones of Eldendag, and the Realm of Thrineleif and to her Kings and Queens.

Long live the King!

Lady Annaleise of Min, Queen of Eldendag and First Lady of the Four Thrones.



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